Funny Quotes

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

Funny Quotes

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

Funny Quotes

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

Funny Quotes

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner